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  • Back from the Motherland

    IN YOUR FACE--all you other bird flu-ridden countries!! Finally, a ping pong paddle you can present as a respectable wedding gift. Who knew Apple would stoop so low as to sell drugs to Filipinos We saw t…

  • Former Reliant Employee Goes Too Far

    The last we heard of Rueben G. Yu, he got into trouble with the Singapore government when a receipt fell out of his pocket and landed on the floor. He tried picking it up and saying he was sorry but it was too late. A…

  • tag

    I recently found out about xanga's new "tag" feature that lets you "tag" blog entries with certain keywords. So I went back and tagged a bunch of my old posts, and it took forever and i'm not even halfway done yet and …

  • I THINK IT MIGHT BE DOODOO

    My website is #1 for google searches like MIGHT BE DOODOO and IT MIGHT BE DOODOO YEAHHHH BABY!!!!@!#@!!!@

  • when i look back at all my old posts, i think.. man how immature. will there ever come a day, when my courage will fail me, when i forsake my childishness and break all bonds of immaturity? .... Today is not that day!…

  • so i've been posting on xanga a lot more lately. why? because i'm twenty-freakin'-five and i'll do whatever i want to--GOSH!! I only have a few more good years of blogging left in me (unless I could make a living off …

  • i knew this day would finally come... i've run out of things to talk about at work. so I'm just gonna do what anyone else would do in my situation: recycle old material. so for you studious types, maybe you wanna know …

  • well, tomorrow i'm headed for that wonderful, crazy place known as austin. but before i go, one more bathroom complaint: isn't it annoying when people make lots of noise when they're taking a dump? i mean, it's under…

  • Back in June, I introduced the idea of the "bathroom scapegoat". Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines scapegoat as: 1 : a goat upon whose head are symbolically placed the sins of the people after which he is sent into …

  • Well, it finally happened. Rice is finally going to shut down my account: According to the data provided to us from the Registrar, Human Resources, and the Prince of Darkness you are no longer an active, full-time me…

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