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  • when i look back at all my old posts, i think.. man how immature. will there ever come a day, when my courage will fail me, when i forsake my childishness and break all bonds of immaturity? .... Today is not that day!…

  • Probably not a good idea to post this, but hey, what's the worst thing that could happen? Getting fired?? HAHAHA Things I miss from the previous places I've worked at: Surfing the internet (hcc, reliant, bluware, br…

  • Reuben...yes, that is what they used to call me. Reuben the Booben. That was my name. I am Reuben Uy, and I've come back to you at the turn of the tide. Perhaps you heard that Defiant Energy tried to "terminate" me …

  • Defiant Employee Arrested for MURDER, YES THAT'S RIGHT....MURDER!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    The infamous article alluded to in my previous post that changed my life. Now completely Legal-Friendly!! HOUSTON, TX. - Defiant Resources, Inc. announced today at a press conference that one of its employees …

  • Defiant Employee Fired for Creating Fake News Article

    What started off as a harmless joke, became the biggest scandal to hit downtown Houston since Enron. An employee of Defiant Resources thought it would be amusing to create a fake news article and post it on his w…

  • Holy Crap!!! The craziest thing happened at the office the other day... someone pulled a prank on the 9th floor in the men's bathroom. For the whole morning--and part of the afternoon--it seemed like there was someone t…

  • EXTREMELY BORED AT WORK PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY PRESENTS: MORE STUPID STUFF TO DO AT RELIANT WORK. 1. Keep referring to your boss as "Smeagle" and say stuff like, "There's a good Smeagle" and "we wants our precious, don'…

  • The latest rage these days seems to be going to the bathroom to use your PDA. Everyone's doing it. And with such a wide selection of games to chose from, who can blame them? Mario, Zelda, Monkey Island, Sonic, Mike…

  • ...because it's almost time for the weekend... WTWTAW (Ways To Waste Time At Work) (besides the OBVIOUS ones like xanga.com, friendster.com, cnn.com, and disney.com...er, i mean espn.com) 1. Get a cup of water from t…

  • Back in June, I introduced the idea of the "bathroom scapegoat". Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines scapegoat as: 1 : a goat upon whose head are symbolically placed the sins of the people after which he is sent into …

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