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Am I Racist or Not?
time for another racist test... NOT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 RACIST Evil Laowais playing poker in China NOT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 RACIST Shaq welcomes Yao Ming to America NOT 1 2 3 4 … -
Learn Chinese the Jack Bauer Way
Taken from the 24: Season 6 Prequel (AKA: shameless Toyota Advertisement) One of the quickest ways to learn chinese is to be thrown in a Chinese prison. You'd be surprised at how much useful chinese you can pic… -
Rosie O'Donnell speaks gramatically incorrect Chinese
Here's a transcript of what Rosie O'Donnell said: "Ching chong pu dong ching chong chung ching chong Danny Devito ching chong chong chong chong drunk The View ching chong." Not only is she a racist, her Chinese is … -
The Racist Test
Want to find out if you're racist or not? Take this simple test. It's 100% accurate. Guaranteed. 1. Your favorite trigonometric function: A. sine B. cosine C. tangent D. arc-cosine E. inverse-arc-tangent 2. The… -
The Matt Bullard Fan Club Site
Here's a treat for the weekend: the original Matt Bullard Fanclub site (as it was in the year 2002) Bullard 101 Bullard Sightings Someone once asked me how to translate Matt Bullard into Chinese. I think the Chinese on… -
General Tso's Chicken and Other Racist American Food
Ah, General Gao, you were a bloodthirsty foe, but your chicken is delectable!" -- Montgomery Burns "Warrior and spicy chicken pioneer" -- A plaque under a statue of General Zuo Zongtang somewhere in China General … -
welcome to the freakshow
My friend lent me a dvd collection of a tv series called Firefly. It's actually pretty good sci-fi that's funny and well-written with witty dialogue. One thing that particularly caught my attention was that the chara… -
stupid racists
Racists say dumb things. Then when they get called "racist" they try to play it off or justify anything racist they said instead of admitting it like a man and apologizing. Take this thread from a Mandarin Learning Pod… -
New Year's Resolution Check Up
Perhaps you remember my new year's resolutions for this year but most likely you don't. Anyway, let's see how I'm doing: 1. Get as fat as humanly possible: Failure Everyone keeps telling me I look skinnier than when th… -
24 Spoilers
Spoiler Warning: If I ever find those thugs that stole my spoiler I will beat the living crap out of them. 24 Season 5: The Finale Jack just saved the day again. But his day isn't over yet... "Sorry to interrupt you…
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Engrish and Stupid Signs: A Compilation
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