A song about starcraft.
parody of "David Duchovny" by Bree Sharp.
It's Sunday night
I am staring at my screen
The vespine gas fills my heart like a tangerine
I try to build as fast as I can
I know I'm just another probe
But I can't help feeling that
My base is gonna be destroyed
And I can't wait any more for the Zerg to discover me
I got it bad from Lurkers and Zerglings
Enemy zerglings, why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
My friends all tell me,
Reubs you know it's just a game
But on the Terran side, I see they're massing up marines
Watching their base for a sign
The zergling rush is on my mind
I'm waiting for the day when my carriers arrive
So I fight against Raynor and Kerrigan
Floating above me with the Yamato cannons
from the spaceship of death
I need Dragoons and Zealots
Archons and Templars
Reavers and Arbiters
It's gonna get ugly
Big Terran Uglies, why won't you love me
why won't you love me?
So cool and so smart
They've abducted my heart
my base is falling apart
From the attacks I receive
From this game I can't leave
You can say I'm naive but they want to kill me
The interceptors are packed
They are ready for their flight
Gonna put an end to the zergling swarm and terran fights
I'm going in to kill their drones
I'm hoping they don't have some scourge
Just wanna hear the sound when lots of stuff starts to explode
And I would say
Sweet little zerglings, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
Reavers, defilers, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
Hydralisks, Ultralisks, i want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, what am I saying?
Guardians and Overlords, I know you could love me,
You're sweet and you're cuddly
I'm gonna kill Kerrigan!!
Sweet little zerglings why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
I'll be waiting on Battle.net
